Subversion

Just as it has always been with Williams and Musical, the players always crowed around the batting cage when Willie Mays steps in to take his practice licks. Down in Phoenix one spring, Jose Pagan gasped as Willie blasted one ball after another out of sight.

Finally, Jose shook his head. "The Constitution of the United States just has to be wrong," he muttered.

"What do you mean?" asked Coach Whitey Lockman.

"Well," the light-hitting shortstop snapped, "doesn't it say that all men are created equal?"