How to get me to care about All-Star weekend

Step 1 - Get the exciting rookie point guard that plays on my team to participate in the 3-point contest

Step 2 - Have him compete against a chubby guy who looks like Ron Jeremy that doesn't actually play in the NBA



Bingo, you've got another viewer. How can you not cheer for Stan Van Gundy to win this?

I hope this catches on so next year we can see Lou Piniella finally participate in the home run derby.

I haven't been this excited for an exhibition basketball contest since MTV's Rock & Jock.