I gotta see -


(Can anyone imagine this movie not including some version of this exchange between Seagal and a bad guy -
Bad guy - What time is it?
Seagal - Half-past dead. (shoots bad guy)
Also, Half-Past Dead 2 (starring Goldberg!) did not make the list of worst movies so I might watch that, too, but I have this sneaking suspicion it only avoided the list b/c the creators were able to resist the urge of calling it "Fully Past Dead" or something similar although they probably didn't want to confuse their built-in audience calling out for a Half-Past Dead franchise)

Mostly b/c I think RT may have dropped the ball on this and it is actually secretly totally awesome.
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