We're even holding contests to show how much we're over you. You'll never hear back from us again. Swear to god. Not until next year, when you come back into our home with a possible new ring on your finger.
At least we aren't as pathetic as the Dodgers. Holding contests to win tickets to the World Series by seeing who can rag on the player most likely to lead them there. And they go the personal route.
"Dear Manny. I am a firefighter for the USFS, I make $16 an hour. It's hot, dirty, dangerous, with long hours. My body hurts all the time. It takes four years to make $170,000. My bonus, somebody telling me 'Thanks for the hard work.' You should try it some time."
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