For the more modest golfers

I think I'm in the majority of men golfers in that, after having 2 or 3 or 8 beers on the course, I'm cool with peeing just about anywhere because it's all just nature, man. But, courtesy of The A.V. Club's Gift Guide, comes a (real) product for the dude who thinks even picking out a nice tree is one step too many -

Golf is supposedly a gentleman’s sport requiring the utmost precision and focus in carefully lining up each shot, but even the best among us is capable of succumbing to our basest needs and having to take a leak between holes. That’s where the Uroclub swoops in to solve a problem that hadn’t even occurred to most of us. Designed by Florida urologist Floyd Seskin, the Uroclub is essentially a portable urinal that looks like a 7-iron and can be discreetly tucked away into your golfing bag. Made of a “non-porous material,” the dishwasher-safe Uroclub is leak-free and also comes with a handy towel so “it appears you are just checking out your club” when in fact, you’re pissing into it. Only you and Uroclub know the truth!

Sounds good! Only downside is the possibility of getting it mixed-up with my golf club-shaped flask of vodka I keep in my bag.

Also, You've Got Mail was on the Style channel all night.